My brain stopped time in 2012

My brain stopped time in 2012

yandere-angela:

i rember when i was in high school, hearing a teacher say “lebron james is rich, the guy who hands him his paycheck is wealthy”, and i think that that’s a really simple illustration of wealth and class that a lot of young leftists these days do not understand

i see a lot of young leftists these days thinking that “having a lot of money = oppressor”, which shows a fundamental misunderstanding in how social classes and the dynamics of power in society work, and as a result they go after actors, athletes, even youtubers, but the thing is most actors, athletes, and youtubers don’t actually own capital. actors don’t own disney or warner bros or 20th century fox, athletes don’t own their stadiums or sponsorship companies, and youtubers certainly don’t own youtube or advertising companies that sponsor youtube channels

many highly successful actors, athletes, and youtubers DO start their own businesses once they’ve amassed enough wealth, but it has to be understood that the large majority acquire their wealth through paychecks given to them, rather than through owning the means of production, and it’s the owning of capital that really determines who runs society and who doesn’t, because it’s those who own the means of production who gets to decide the affluence or poverty of those who don’t

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ithinkwehitametaphor:
“harperhug:
“simpledontmeanpeachy:
“sorcererest-sorcerer:
“Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.
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Okay, but are you this old?
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What the absolute fuck is that?
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ithinkwehitametaphor:

harperhug:

simpledontmeanpeachy:

sorcererest-sorcerer:

Do not cite the deep magics to me, witch. I was there when it was written.

Okay, but are you this old?

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What the absolute fuck is that?

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mauvegardens:

adhdedrn:

glorious-spoon:

not-the-blue:

oh you’re in a horror film/book and your phone died/has no bars? how boring. I think phones in horror SHOULD work. they should ding only to have the protagonist check and find nothing. they should get calls from somebody you don’t know but is still somehow in your contacts. google maps should lead you to one place, no matter what address you type in.

phones are such a big part of our daily lives, removing them from horror removes the horror from our experience. what if the horror felt like it could happen to you, right here, right now? what if it felt like it was already happening?

call 911 and something that is definitely not a person picks up.

call 911 and get an operator only for the call to become increasingly weirder and more sinister until you realize that whatever picked up is not there to help.

text messages from someone who’s dead. voicemails that sound like dead air until you turn the volume all the way up.

emergency alerts for weather that doesn’t happen on earth.

Your phone rings - but it’s your phone number on the screen. You answer it, but all you hear is heavy, laboured breathing. You go to say something, only to hear your voice on the other end tell you “It’s too late,” and hang up.

You get a message from a number you don’t recognise. It’s a picture of you from behind. You turn and see there’s nobody there. When you look back at your phone, you see the sender has sent another text - “Sorry, wrong number.”

Your phone rings - it’s a private number. You answer it, only to feel the sensation of something licking your ear.

You wake up to find a voicemail. You play it back, only to hear an autotuned version of your own voice reciting a Bible passage - 1 Peter 2: 18-20.

You get an emergency alert. It says “I’m sorry.”

Yes.

All of this.

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hazmatazz:

your opponent is the most selected option. please don’t spoil anything in the tags

rock paper scissors?

rock

paper

scissors

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bellybuttonblue2:

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kormantic:
“parlezvousladybug:
“assassinregrets:
“unashamedmercury:
“trilllizardstrikesback:
“disease-danger-darkness-silence:
“whoisbobx:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“hugtheteadrinkthekitten:
“mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:
“toph-beif0ng:
“...

kormantic:

parlezvousladybug:

assassinregrets:

unashamedmercury:

trilllizardstrikesback:

disease-danger-darkness-silence:

whoisbobx:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

hugtheteadrinkthekitten:

mynameisdoofthelizardandamspooky:

toph-beif0ng:

rosslynpaladin:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

everyfreakingusernameitryistaken:

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

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We Stan this San Diego Man

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this

C o m e d yy

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Some recent gems:

And of course there’s


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#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

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i’m wheezgJmf stoP

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Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.

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ajoofsthered:

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verdani-s:

prideknights:

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Prideknights.com ⚔️🌈

I got the rainbow one and am very excited for it!

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ndiecity:

runby2:

runby2:

ndiecity:

alright I reflected on the self. I’m 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery

sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.

this is so fucking funny

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